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Waiters Jokes
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- Waiter, I'll have my bill now.
- How did you find your steak, sir?
- Oh, I just move the potato and there it was.
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- Waiter, is this a fly in my soup?
- Quite possibly, sir. The chef used to be a tailor.
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- Waiter, is this a hair in my soup?
- Why, of course sir. That's rabbit stew!
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- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
- Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
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- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
- Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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I had lunch in a Chinese restaurant the other day, but the chicken was terrible. So I called the waiter over and I said,
- "This chicken is rubbery."
And the waiter said,
- "Thank you berry much!"
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Waiter, Bring me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!
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