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Waiters Jokes
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- How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?
- Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
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- How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
- "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
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- How many waitresses does it take to change a light bulb?
- Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager.
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- How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement,
she readily consented. He said,
- "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't even make eye contact."
- "Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee."
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Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
- "Sid," asked Mundo, "Are there any Jews in Mexico?"
- "I don't know," Mundo replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him,
- "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
- "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Mexican Jews."
- "Are you sure?" Mundo asked.
- "I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said,
- "I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said,
- "Sir, no Mexican Jews."
- "Are you really sure?" Mundo asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews."
- "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!"
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Waiter:
- These are the best eggs we’ve had for years.
Diner:
- Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.
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