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Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
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A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
- "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered.
- "Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special."
- "What's a Midnight Special?"
- "A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread."
- "Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?"
- "Why, sure!" Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: "One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!"
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- Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
- Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
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- Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
- I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
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- Waiter, what is this stuff?
- That's bean salad sir.
- I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said,
- "I'd like some fries."
The girl at the counter said,
- "Would you like some fries with that?"
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Customer:
- Give me a hot dog.
Waiter:
- With pleasure.
Customer:
- No, with mustard.
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