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Waiters Jokes
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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other,
- "Please help yourself."
The other one said
- "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish.
After a tense silence, the first one said,
- "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!"
The other one replied,
- "What are you complaining for; you have it, don't you?"
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
- "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
- "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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- Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
- Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
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