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Waiters Jokes
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
- "Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
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A waiter approached the man studying the menu carefully at the fancy restaurant.
- "May I take your order, sir?" he asked.
- "Well, I was wondering how you prepare your chickens." The man replied.
- "Oh, it's nothing too special, sir," the waiter confided. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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John was furious when his steak arrived too rare.
- "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?"
- "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."
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A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said,
- "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."
- "I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the waiter with typical New York charm. "I can only serve one table at a time."
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A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be. The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious, gigantic steaks. To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks they'd ever seen.
- "Now see here," the very embarrassed guy said to the waiter. "Yesterday, when I came down here you served me a big, juicy steak. Today, though, when I have my friends with me, you serve tiny steaks! What is the meaning of this?"
- "Yes, sir," replied the waiter, "yesterday you were sitting by the window."
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- Waiter, waiter! There's a caterpillar on my salad.
- Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.
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- Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?
- Not him again, he's in here every night !
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